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1. deceptikon — 15v2

  • Published: 2012-09-19T00:43:41Z
  • By enooze
deceptikon — 15v2

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2. Start/Destroy

  • Published: 2012-09-19T01:19:53Z
  • By enooze
Start/Destroy

http://godxiliary.com/start/destroy/ a story in three chapters... round one: HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER! round two: VERSUS MODE. VIOLENCE POINTS. round three: TOURNAMENT MODE. 5 hours, 400 mb, 107 tracks. ABSOLUTE FIGHTING CHAMPIONS jerohme spye http://drawjoedraw.com michl britsch http://michlbritsch.com fncvlns aka the machinist http://myspace.com/themachinist

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3. 28 Seconds Later

  • Published: 2012-09-17T19:00:12Z
  • By enooze
28 Seconds Later

101 28 second songs! http://godxiliary.com/28.htm

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4. enooze

  • Published: 2012-10-16T00:46:50Z
  • By enooze
enooze

♫ sound selection artist feature via enooze.com more than a bit. ★

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5. i am robot and proud — mexico city (short)

  • Published: 2012-10-16T01:18:28Z
  • By enooze
i am robot and proud — mexico city (short)

♫ sound selection artist feature via enooze.com more than a bit. ★ enooze interview song: axel f remix song: mexico city (short) i am robot and proud by deceptikon Name: Shaw-Han Liem Age: 21 Birth place: Toronto, Canada Currently living in: same Occupation: student/designer How long have you been writing music? i think i have been writing songs since i was 12 or 13. they were all trash back then though. What music or art influences you to write? i am inspired by people who make music because they don't know how to stop. What sort of songs were you writing at 12 or 13? in the neighborhood where i grew up, all the kids played in bands so i was no different. i would think it's the same in a lot of places. What got you interested in electronic music? originally what got me interested was bands like LFO, Seefeel and Autechre; the warp cannon. And Bjork too. I realized that computer music could be as expressive and emotive as anything else. In your music, it often sounds like you are using samples from some kind of kids toy keyboard. Is this true? i try to use a lot of different things. anything i can find that sounds good, keyboards that i borrow or find places. I don't think that i'm trying to make the sounds themselves sound like 'toys', but i think there is definately something 'child like' in the songs. it's not entirely on purpose. What eqiupment do you use? lately i have been using older type synths like the juno and nice keyboards like the fender rhodes. i have yet to record a lot of these things though. How do you play live? playing live is always fun for me, and it tends to be pretty different from what i make at home. i'll try to use a songs as a tool and construct/deconstruct it. I also have my keyboard there so that i can play whatever parts come to mind. How does your live setup compare to your studio? when i'm making tracks at home, there is a lot more time for thought and for complicated arrangement. when playing live, i try to keep things simple, and leave room for improvisation. Explain the meaning behind the name "I Am Robot and Proud". There is no complicated explanation. "I Am Robot and Proud" was Astroboy's slogan. Heh.. I guess I would know that if I ever saw Astroboy... Anyway, next question. Are you constantly fascinated with asian pop culture? you mean because of the astroboy thing? not really, although when i was visiting japan i was really tempted to buy this extremely expensive astroboy wallet that said 'i am robot and proud' on it. at the time i thought it was a triumph of will not to buy it. but i kind of regret it now. i don't think asian 'pop' culture is that different from what we have here. it is still dealing with and ignoring the same issues. i think there is a sense that in asia people tend to view things with a little less jadedness; and i think that is something that lets a lot of creative things get produced (both good and bad). Actually, I didn't ask that question because you mentioned Astroboy. I had written it down earlier because it seems to me like your music is quite influenced by that culture. I'm going to take a guess that you are a Cornelius fan also, right? i definately do think that some of the shibuya-rock stuff is good.. i like that they have no problems taking elements of mainstream pop and messing with them. whereas a western band might shy away from that. Did you have some interesting experiences in Japan? i did see some interesting things while i was visiting japan. probably the same things everyone who goes there would see. good record shops too. i went to a punk show in a place that was 3 stories below ground level, and saw an insane metal band. the sad thing is that there are no affordable venues to have shows there (in tokyo), so its hard for any kind of indie scene to start up. it's doubly sad because it seems as though the people there love to hear new sounds. In what direction would you like to go with your music? Do you have any plans to release an album in the future? right now i am finishing recording some songs for an album that will most likely be put out by 'catmobile' later on this year. after it comes out, there is stuff that i'm already working on; different instrumentations and structures that i want to try. i am also doing remix work and collaborations. a more guitar-ish electronic folk/pop band called the 'real number line' and i'm going to start working on a collaborative project with claire 'printed circuit' soon as well. there are plenty of robots around making noise. Allright, thanks a lot for taking the time to do the interview. Is there anything else you'd like to mention? thank you i am robot and proud website

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6. mr projectile — beast masterin

  • Published: 2012-10-16T01:33:19Z
  • By enooze
mr projectile — beast masterin

♫ sound selection artist feature via enooze.com more than a bit. ★ enooze interview song: beast masterin' mr projectile by goat 411> name: mr projectile aka matt arnold sex: boy-male location: minneapolis, usa occupation: "full time luvuh" most embarrassing moment: it involves nudity and a stepdad... you can form your own scenario using these two variables... if you worked up the nerve, what would you do first: i'd party with the backstreet boys, I bet those dudes are actually really cool and it's all just a big lie that they're stupid. intro> contributing for enooze has allowed me to flex my puny journalistic muscle(s) and persue/stalk the artists i've personaly felt to be kicking it all the way live. this "piece" ranks high in my personal top seven or so favourite "interviews" and it's with a guy called matt arnold aka mr projectile... his electronic techno idm tracks have faired consistintly wellwith heads over the past year or so with releases on a slew of newish labels (surgery, toytronic, topscore) that you know this coz you are also sexycrazycool ...and as long as i've unsheathed my long, veiny bias to hang and swing freely in the autumn breeze, i might as well add matt projectile's good posture and personal hygiene are beyond reproach. i asked him some questions, a long time ago, actually, but since niether wisdom nor simply answering basic questions goes out of fashion, they are as relevant as the when they first appeared in the 2k1. alright, here we go! what are your earliest musical memories? The opening scene in "Saturday Night Fever" ... When the "Stayin Alive" bassline comes in while John Travolta walks down the street. It gave me a feeling my 4 yr old mind couldn't quite put a finger on... but now that I'm old I realize that it was a feeling of "badassiness"... ever since then I've wanted to hear songs that make me feel like a badass walking down the street in a butterfly collar. I think nowadays that everything I do is directly or indirectly influenced by John Travolta... did heavy metal ever play a role in yer life? Not really... All my friends loved Gn'R even my mom ... but I renounced that shit as a young boy ... But now I love Gn'R, so what the fuck! Butt, when I used to do hallucinogens and was having a bad time... I would take time out to think about bands like Poison, White Snake, Dokken, Britney Foxx, Bon Jovi and Night Ranger.. For some magical reason I always felt better about myself... hallucinogens are weird that way huh? where is electronic music in the year 2001? It's either hiding inside little 0's and 1's or in my pants... I can't remember. who are yer electronic/non-electronic influences? Electronic: At the moment Dettinger gives me a boner... There are a lot of artists on mp3.com currently that are arousing me also... I am poor though so buying music these days makes me more poor than I was to begin with... and I don't like being poor. So I don't buy music with the fervor I once had... But if I had to list a few who have inspired me over the years... they would be as follows: orbital, AFX, thomas brinkman,speedy j, funkstorung, FSOL, global communication, spacetime continuum, lfo, bjork, gez varley, mark bell, the orb, PWOG, plastikman, system 7, mikron 64, tim koch, casino vs. japan, autechre, depeche mode, plaid, gescom, BOC, eric skogen, cisko, henrik b, biosphere, basic channel, stewart walker, air liquide, multiplex, altern - 8, juan atkins, derrick may, kevin saunderson, stacey pullen, bandulu, eat static, nobukazu takemura, black dog, brian eno, b12, kraftwerk, carl craig, cylob, dave clarke, sun electric, seefeel, 808 state, beaumont hannat, higher intelligence agency, APL, mixmaster morris, aspen, jet jaguar, mitchell akiyama, ken ishii, hardfloor, mike ink, mouse on mars, mu-ziq, william orbit, scanner, sven vath, UR, sabres of paradise, ray lynch, I think there are some others too... non- electronic: uhhh... hmmm... I think I don't like non-electronic music... maybe tortoise and trans am... projectile factoid #1> mr projectile gives us his thoughts on gambling with other peoples money: gambling is for bitter grandmas trying to earn their grocery money... one time I got knocked over by a crazed-gambling-grandma at a casino... but yeah I'll gamble with other grandmas money anytime... what gear do you use? Cigarettes and coffee mostly... but I also use the following: mac g4 powerbook g3 nord modular electribe r a3000 sampler digitech studio quad mackie 1404 mixer how will composing via laptop change music? You'll be able to make music at a coffee shop and look cool doing it... It is also changing the way music is made... instead of pressing keys, making music on a laptop consists more of the setting and creating parameters. Looking at it from a performance angle It will bore the shit out of those expecting a show... unless you get some dancing bears or midgets or half naked girls with masks... when will rock music die? The age old question... I think when groupies start flocking to the greasy haired, buck toothed, sweaty, nervous, skinny socially inept laptop performers... we might be on the road to the death of rock... wot'r yer other musical aliases? I do techno shit under the name Challenge Response ... But I would love to release a track under the name "Throbbin Hood". wot labels have you released on? top score usa, toytronic, surgery records your label, affect, along with the label night called "hello music", has become pretty hep in minneapolis, what will the proverbial future hold for affect? We tried to keep things PG-13 but that wasn't always the case... Future events will have more beer, more transvestites (cause that's how you gauge a good party, by the amount of transvestites there), more video mixing, more red bulls, more dancing and less pot smoking in public. But, the music will probably suck... because it will be really repetative and all of it will sound the same... describe the minneapolis underground scene haha that's funny... I heard of an "underground" party with trance/house music and everyone could paint on a big canvas... It would have been a cooler party if you could have taken a poop on the DJ and called it art...The underground scene here consists of a $50.00 cover charge to enter a warehouse and party with dudes who wear fuzzy hats that say "flirt" on them... either that or listen to noise music in a coffee shop... I usually stay home where it's safe. is prince an influence on yer music? Nah. He's too short to be an influence... I swear that fucker is one inch above being a midget... His new music is complete ass... But he did have some "bomb ass" drum sounds on some of his releases in the 80's... Wait, now that I think about it he probably did influence me cause he was the first concert I ever saw when I was in 4th grade. Maybe that's why every choice I make these days seems to be driven by my libido. projectile factoid #2> when first asked to describe himeself, mr projectile simply said "jerky" and "jerky" , but after a little coaxing, he opened up and replied :SWM, 25, 6ft, 160lbs, brown hair, green eyes, glasses, I enjoy long walks on the beach, curling up with a good book, I love to have fun, and hang out with friends.... oh, and I'm sensitive too. comment on yer toytronic release "pug times". White vinyl baby! It's a collection of new and old songs... It was really their decision as to what went on the vinyl... I probably would have chose different songs but as the saying goes... "beggars can't be choosers" or something... how did you hook up with toytronic? Once upon a time they emailed me to say they liked my music... I agreed to sell my soul to them for 5 copies of my music on white vinyl baby... what projects are you currently working on? I make music with a vocalist named Amy Turany [goat note:q-t!] under the name "a:m"... And I work with a male vocalist who is the ex-lead singer of a band called Lifter Puller under the name the Broker Dealer I am also working on releasing a small "live in my bedroom" CD with a free lil' blue guy stuffed animal velcroed (is that a real verb?) to the front of the CD... these will be pretty limited though... I am also working on the rubix cube in my spare time... do you take yer soup with salted or unsalted crackers? I'd prefer not to answer that... what artist[s] excite you, or keep yer interest? As generic as it is to say these days... I still love Autechre and Aphex...Mark Bell is another artist who has stood the test of time... I could list others, but what excites me these days are the artists who can conistently output quality music over a long period of time... projectile factoid #3> when asked if he works hard for his money, mr projectile had this to say: I am required to take naps at my job, other people cook me food at my job, I rent movies at my job, I have access to a company car that I can take anytime, and I check off other peoples cleaning duties. oh, and my job is two blocks away from where I live... to sum up...no. for electronic music to move forward, what must occur? See question #7 [when will rock music die? ] ... Government funding would be nice too. what stinks about electronic music? I thought long and hard about this question and have decided to remain silent on this topic... If I wanted to comment on what stinks about the genre of electronic music that my music fits into I would be hard pressed to think of anything negative... I could write a novel on what I think sucks about the rest of electronic music... but why! We already know why moby sucks and aphex doesn't. idm stands for? I'd do mr. projectile... duh! is trance really that bad....? I think there is a mathematical equation for what I am about to say... If you figure that most of the world is pretty stupid... and it's a fact that most of the world loves the shit out of trance.... then yeah trance sucks.It's music used to provide a soundtrack to wet t-shirt contests while on spring break. Trance could also be considered the musical equivalent to a soap opera. who needs more attention, who gets too much? The artist "Sting" gets way too much attention... I think if we all stopped for 1 minute to think about the fact that this man's name is "Sting" we wouldn't give him the time of day... Try it out. Tell everyone you know you're changing your name to Sting and watch their reactions... I think the BackStreetBoys are a couple of people short of having a small continents' worth of fans... So let's pay more attention to them... maybe we could start a TV show called "BackStreet Island" and put all their fans on an island together and every once in a while a BackStreetBoy will parachute onto the island and he will try and survive... while fans try and hunt him down... but maybe not because someone might get hurt... do ufo's and other planets exsist? I don't know... but right now I have 7 computers working on finding them if they do... have you ever seen a ghost? explain Not yet... I saw Michael Jackson once though. compare and contrast: britney and christina I think they're the same person... invented by corporations to sell things and promote horniness among young teens... which in turn sells things... projectile factoid #4> when asked what his hobbies outside of music included, mr projectile had this to say: sometimes I sweat to the oldies... but not all the time because that would be weird. would you concider yer music more melodic then rythmic? I think in general I'm more interested in emotions rather than gettin' jiggy... what elements of yer own music do you enjoy most? While making music, it's probably those moments when a mistake spawns a whole song or group of songs. what is yer dream gig? playing anywhere on a beach, early morning, with naked people running around everywhere... not too much to ask for really... afx or squarepusher:who rules? afx... the squarepusher can throw down the jams, don't get me wrong. but afx has a far more distinguished body of work. projectile factoid #5> when asked if he'd ever discharged a firearm from a moving vehicule before, mr projecile replied: I discharged from a moving vehicle once... does that count? what would you most likely tell the audience at a backstreet boys concert if you were given an open mic? "guys... I know this is gonna hurt... but... even the backstreets poop." who should buy yer records? people who are thinking of settling down and starting a family... or young girls... mr projectile website

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7. serocell

  • Published: 2012-11-07T02:39:49Z
  • By enooze
serocell

http://serocell.com

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8. mikrosopht - unIcorn

  • Published: 2014-01-30T17:10:03Z
  • By enooze
mikrosopht - unIcorn

the monaural moral: no multitrack cut & cut & paste & pasta & pastiche 80 loop unIcorn unicronIc condItioning written 2013.12.23—2014.1.30

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9. 202020

  • Published: 2012-09-19T00:03:05Z
  • By enooze
202020

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10. ocp — Yak

  • Published: 2012-09-17T03:33:18Z
  • By enooze
ocp — Yak

Yak by ocp http://ocp.pt.vu http://godxiliary.com/05.htm A strange compilation of electronic music, "Alphabets & Animals" is presented by the Godxiliary Web site as an online music collaboration. Twenty-six artists present songs all with animal names and labeled on the album in alphabetical order. As if that isn’t enough, the CD is gift wrapped in black paper with white writing and odd drawings all over it. Very Edgar Allan Poe or H.P. Lovecraft. But, the idea is supposed to be more of a Crass Records feel, one can assume. For those looking to broaden their horizons and experience what else is out there besides the usual bland radio friendly pop music, "Alphabets & Animals" offers just that: a seemingly random cacophony of flutes, beats, howling, answering machine messages and backwards tape loops. Perhaps even someone beating on a trash can with a stick. While this may sound awful, there is quite a bit of interesting stuff on this album. “Albatross” by Mikrosopht is a danceable techno beat and Invisible Public Library’s accordion on “Colossal Squid” is pretty cool. The experimental '60s-esque sound of Viktoria Lisbet’s “D (a Dead Dog Dream)” sounds a little like the Beatles meets David Bowie. Other outstanding songs include the acoustic “Gopher Bomb” by the Stomach Aches, the funky “Eye for Iguana” by Rob Moore, the heavy reverb-laden “Jerboa” by Random Animal; and the silly “Monkey Song” by John Lasala, the Zesty Burrito and Simian Hu Flung Pu. For a break from the obvious, the "Alphabets & Animals compilation" releases the most odd yet wonderfully original assemblage of music and noise available. And the cat-shaken- in-a-burlap-sack sound of Track 14 is something to behold. - Dino Lull

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11. fish head

  • Published: 2012-10-13T23:09:04Z
  • By enooze
fish head

mikro.is.absent.org project

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12. orpheus — opus 41 in b

  • Published: 2012-10-16T01:18:27Z
  • By enooze
orpheus — opus 41 in b

♫ sound selection artist feature via enooze.com more than a bit. ★ ♫ sound selection artist feature via enooze.com more than a bit. ★ enooze interview song: opus 41 in b orpheus by mikrosopht HELLO ORPHY! HOW ARE YOU MY MORNING/ YOUR EVENING? i'm good :). i'm gunna be on the coffee pot tomorrow though :) I hate that stuff! ick! but thanx for stayin up for a few to chat... so u r located in Australia, where at xactly? about 1 hour from Adelaide, in South Australia. "The Barossa Valley" .. it's wine country but i don't drink wine.. yeah i don't drink much coffee either, but sometimes i get writing a tune until the wee hours of the morning and i need to stay awake at work :) so what kind of musical scene is/is not there? heh heh yeah those are sometimes the best ones! could you name a couple of your favorite tracks youve done with the sleep deprevation scenario? haha yeah. okay to the first question, not much up here. "electronic music? what's electronic music?". to give you an idea i had two of my song played on the local radio BBB FM up here, between Duran Duran and Cindy Lauper. the radio dude didn't really know what to make of my track "Composing in the Nude". it was hella funny. to the second question, i started using sleep deprivation as a way of writing about 5 years ago i guess. by that time i was fairly well respected on Aminet (the old amiga scene thing), and when i started using sleep deprivation people didn't know what had happened. i got comments like "man i like your other stuff but what's all this artsy crap?" it wasn't artsy but it was more an expression of me. i was really starting to experiment after three days of no sleep i'd start to go all lucid, and apart from wandering over to the local service station (it's a wonder i wasn't hit by a car on the way there), getting suddenly hyperactive and talking the store attendant there half out of his wits, i started writing some really weird stuff. that is great! so you've gotten a fair amount of exposure then? Duran Duran is ok but they arent quite *POW* if you know wut Im sayin :8']/ ... the scene is practically the same in the states spare a few areas of house and trance... damn that is quite a method of writing you have cooked up! Any incidents where you've gone too far with the sleepless activity and just collapsed or something? i still find i'm more inspired at about 2am.. i don't know why that is. my favourite track on sleep deprivation? hmm. possibly (Seashore) Mellodrone. that one is one of the first i did on sleep deprivation and i was doing it hardcore at the time. i hadn't slept in days. it's about 5 years old now. night owl style 5 yrs strong, woo woo! so how long have you been composing? nope, i'm glad to say i've never collapsed per se. one problem i've encountered back when i was 'experimenting' with drugs as a mode of writing music, is that when i go back to the tune 'straight', i can't work out what the hell is going on. i had one tune in particular which i never finished. once i took some of the same substance again and loaded it by accident, and i could understand what was going on! i did some work on it, and again, it's lost somewhere coz i can't work it out :) i started composing about 10 years ago. that was just mucking around in trackers. it was pretty basic stuff and no one really liked it except me. but then electronic music wasn't really strong back then. i've basically spent the last 10 years studying music by myself. both experimentation and technique-wise. what sort've styles have taken hold on you along the way? what genres do you favor? see, that's the thing. most questions i can answer but when someone asks me what genre i write, i just stop dead, coz i don't know what to say. and i still don't. in my opinion, fuck genres. genres are like static points in a tide of possibilities. i've kind of made a pact with myself never to stick in or write in one particular genre. and now it's kind of become habitual i'll have an idea for a tune and i just write it. i could be wrong, other people might see my music as fitting a very specific genre, like IDM, or Techno, but i don't see it that way. its true that stamping a product with its content is something that is habitual for everyone, but there are elements of genres in your music... the first song of yours I heard was death of a ninja, certainly a tribute to the chip! yes, most certainly a tribute, and a salute in a way. i love that old Commodore 64 music, coz i grew up with it. but for me there's a real big difference between thinking "i'm gunna write something in the C64= genre", and thinking "i'm gunna write a C=64 tune". to use this dumb ass new age analogy that's floating around, words are symbols for things. the word "tree" is not a tree, it's just a word we use for convenience. so i don't write something that fits the description of a tree, i write "tree". there's a difference. are you planning on writing a song in the tree genre any time soon? i already have.. it's called Plant Life >X')o| heheh.. define habbÊ for me hehehe :) please? oh hehe. well i dunno, you're probably better asking minusbaby on that one :). he came up with it when we were both over tired and fuqqin up. i think it's better left undefined :). so are you still into sting? yeah, i love Sting. i love a lot of other music too though. i can really relate to Sting for some reason. Sting is Gordon Sumner, but he hates being called that. that's one reason i can relate to him. i'd rather be called Orpheus than my given name.. i can relate to his music too. as dumb as it sounds i think we have a lot in common. what kind of treehouse would you have? what kind of tree for your treehouse? also he cops a lot of shit but a lot of people cop a lot of shit when they're at the top. i like what he did with the Rainforest Foundation, etc... if i ever make it to a position of power like that i'd do the same. a treehouse? i don't know what it is about treehouses. i loved them as a kid and i'm still a kid ;). i'd probably have a big one, in a big tree. and just hang out there. i'd probably just go there to put my feet up, you know? yeah... with a laptop for choonz hehehe haha nah i don't think i'd take the tunes into the treehouse. as much as i love writing tunes i also love to get away from it all. i try to stop at least once a day to smell the flowers. ok..choose one: 8track/tape/cd/mp3/vinyl/thomas edison wax/ ? ooh tough one. okay process of elimination. cd sucks, coz it doesn't capture all of the harmonics which supposedly we couldn't hear. mp3 sucks for similar reasons although it is fantastic for music distribution. 8track is good quality but no thanks (i like convenience). tape, naaah. now, thomas edison there's an interesting fellow. apparently out of his many many inventions, he applied for a government grant to develop a machine which can read people's minds, or be controlled by people psychically... and this is a famous inventor we're talking about here! needless to say his application for a grant was turned down. :) anyway, i'd have to say vinyl for the moment. i still like the sound. though i hear 24bit 96kHz stuff on DVD is sounding mighty fine so give me the scoop on your super kewl new album, Ive heard it is very psychological and mood altering eh? yeah, that's the goal. there's a lot of new technology (and old) on how the brain reacts to certain sounds/beats/combinations of sound etc., and it hasn't really been used much in music. it's been used in experiments, but for a lot of it there's not much information released to the general public about specific techniques. so i've painstakingly researched it and worked it out and it'll be worked into this new album..... so are you going to have listeners do you evil biddings? it's mind-bending stuff. one of the techniques is called something like Binaural Beats (depending on what variation you're talking about). it's a technique you can use to "train" your brain's current state to another state. like for example, send someone to sleep, wake them up, help them concentrate. that information has been around for a while, but the info that's not readily available is on the combination of those sounds...... so for a much simplified example, using a "wide awake" sound and a "fast asleep" sound together results in your brain wide awake and your body fast asleep. a very strange sensation indeed. the idea is to work all these technologies into the album to augment the music. interesting stuff! so any sneak into what exactly you plan on combining to do what with the listener? nothing illegal I hope? though I don't think they've made any laws yet about this sort've thing. heheh no not illegal.. well it's becoming more obvious what i want to do as the album comes together... the idea will be the beginning of the album will 'loosen you up' and relax you. the second part will be slightly uncomfortable and a little bit confrontational, but in a way that doesn't make any sense, so you let your guard down (because logic can't fight if the battle isn't in "logic"). the third part... well, you'll have to wait and see :) Im definately going to have to check it out! enooze is proud to have one of the only two tracks from this album available on the net! (the other, Polygen, is available at the orpheus metempsychosis home) how do you write, and what do you try to achieve when you write? hmm, well, when i start writing a tune i don't really have anything in mind to achieve. i might be able to hear what i want the end result to sound like in my head (getting it into the computer is the hard part), but that's all i have to go on. so basically i know what i want the tune to sound like from the word go. really what i'm setting out to achieve is to design something new. not so much a new sound, or a new tune, as a new way of implementing it, or a new perspective. perspective is very important to me. i like Mr Bungle coz they take quite a normal song and play it with all the wrong instruments and it sounds nuts. i try to do the same thing. So I heard you decided to drop the university lifestyle? Where were you attending and why didn't it work out? i was attending at flinders university and i dropped out because i suddenly realised that the scholary system we have in place is both as rediculous as it is pointless Was there a defining moment that made you leave the university? hmm, that's a tough question. i don't think there was one point in time when i decided to leave. it's more like the realisation crept up on me slowly over time until the full significance of it was obvious. I want to agree with you on this, but I am attending college right now and though I find it traditional and out of touch with our lives today it is the best thing for me to do right now... what year were you? Im in my second year now heheh i'd been at university for four months. damn! thats quick! so were the creative inclinations too much to try and overthrow? :8']/ i was never interested in school, i thought it was a farse. i still do.. I think its a robot that we all dance with and some people simply turn it off, good on you for taking that step! though its much harder to dance when youre alone eh? unless youre the one throwing the gig! heheheh it's an odd one. you've probably heard this before, but most people go through their whole lives and never actually do what they'd really like to do. like this one guy i met on the ferry back from tasmania. we were sharing the same cabin, but we'd never met before. anyway we got talking, and i asked him what he was on the ferry for. he said that his wife had recently died, and that he was moving back to western australia. i asked him what he was going to do there... he said that there was nothing for him to do there, that he was 56, and that he'd done everything he wanted to do with his life. i told him i didn't believe him, because i hadn't met one single person who had done everything they'd wanted to do with their lives. the way i see it, you have this life, and you're free to live it as you will. sure there are consequences for what you do but they're all part of the choices you make. the way i see it, i want to be a musician. and if i don't make it i'm going to die trying, literally. I understand how much this means to you as well and Im doing my best to help get your name out there like you deserve! What do you think of that Orpheus fan club? >X')o| my smiley decoder... dammit where did I put that bugger.. erm heh umm so yeah what are you up to over thar? well, i'm writing a tune for my new album ;). i'm jamming it live as we speak :) shit isnt that wrecking your brain? heheh so where xactly is this going to figure into the albums scheme of psychological things? well, that will depend on all the other tracks i write. so far about 9 of the tracks i'm writing for the album fit together perfectly. i've never had that happen before, so i'm assuming all the other tracks i'll write will fit in there perfectly as well. when they all fit together i think it'll be obvious how to psychologify it :) makes ¢en¢e! Im definately going to have to check it out! :) so have you had any recent propositions for placement on kik ass compilation cdsz? yeah. apparently they're using one of my (5 year old!) tracks on the surgery records compilation #2, and on the micromusic compilation (respec' y'all!). that's all i can say right now ;). oh and yesmamma (part of yesmate) are looking at releasing my 'orphy on a floppy EP', 20 minutes of hi-fi audio packed onto an ordinary 1.44MB floppy disk. how do they do it?! ;) on a floppy? thats rad! howd that idea get taken into effect? whats the yesmamma all about? well it'll be synthesised on the fly from the floppy disk. so you'll probably need a 500MHz + machine to run it in hifi, but it'll be better than mp3 quality hehe crazy technology! thats frressh! yesmamma is an offshoot of yesmate. they're a little record label who are dedicated to the artists. they were involved in the recent release of the warchild cd, and have just started selling music on the internet. i'm still deciding whether i'll sell on the internet. i doubt it so far. i still like cold hard CDs (or better still vinyl) do you find all of the companies and artists getting interesting in electronic music reassuring of good times to come or evil coz of exploitation and fadz or sum answer unxpected? hehe yeah it should be :). we've already worked out how we're gunna do it. i'd also like to see the EP on vinyl too, for those who don't have Windows, or just for convenience. we'll see what happens :). i think it's weird. now there are computers, there's like, millions of people writing music on their computers. and a good deal of it is very good and some is exceptional. now i think we're starting to bring components from other styles of music into electronic music, rather than it being mainly rhythm-based, it's getting rather interesting. i'm wondering, with all of this good music, how are just a few people going to be discovered and become really famous like in the past? all of a sudden anyone who wants can write music, and we're stuck with the old system of record labels. i wonder how long that's going to hold out. Any predictions on how things will shape up for you and the whole electronic scene in general? heh, for me i don't know. for the electronic scene? i don't know that either :). i am however very interested to see how it all shapes up. me 2! fo sho! so iz ther anything that enooze readers gotta hear from the big O befo we go out the dough yo? thanks to everybody that's listened to my music. no problem, and we'll keep listein br0! keep 0n keepin 0n! and all the best with enooze mate. orpheus website

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13. plus+fnuk — away is nice, still pulling away

plus+fnuk — away is nice, still pulling away

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|ZD_okjpp OPOPOPOPOOPOP''''c cx p xc xc cx x c c x c x xc x c xc x c the secret land of fnuk a documentary by professor edmund staniel doe dated second tuesday evening to the fourth wednesday of the second month, the year of 1232 p.f. dedicated to staniel After much celebration over the yunkcyclers celebrated cellery croppings, the time was ripe to pick my good citizens whom would accompany me on a grand journey action across the seventy thousand acres of land that we dared never tred upon ever, and possibly leave. it was said you could not enter upon exit, and as such we wanted to pack large lunches in wax paper from a futuristic lunch lady with teenage sickicks. when the cellery sellery was shutting off functions i spoke to the top citizen of attributes. they roked ovr to the timecaps and returned with sachels of segmented waxing regardless of time and effort, they were remarked upon as the maximum recirculars of the buncher. then the brigade decidedly named themselves after their arms and legs of hopefull, the P+F, which was an ashorting for the full titled name in which they partooken, that of the Pluminificianolor +- Fnuofil. This was what people exclaimed when they had the best cellery which was nice and also sharp to the destinational facility. after the fact of preliminary exercisions the macabre began manifestuals within the large sets of cellery on board our beautiful ship which was called the shipey shipper shipping ship of shipley shipless shipness seventhousand eleven and rok. obviously, everyone loved the ship. and the grotesque moments of puncturing evidence spread as the tide pushed our aching bodies into the deeper deteriorated deserted oceanic landscape of large creatures exoskeletoned within the deep green and yellow sea of dinosaur urine and booger. once we left there with a little toll gating we entered the next segment, only twelve of our fourty excremential crewman alive and well, which the other were becoming less and less interested in pluminificianolor and more in the segments of ocean bone along all sides of the ship which were in the saurine sea. from the saurine sea we had left, and since they were unable to contain or tear their eyes away from the near side of the horizon, as the exact mileage to the horizon was subsequently growing larger as the ocean grew taller away from the planetary surface. so they saw what was actually becoming of the particles. yots and cots and robots appeared to be congregations within the bone land and they seemed happy as hell to eat off of the heavenly bone marrow for life love and a better tomorrow. in fact, every day they had more and more to say and more and more to be happy about, because they didn't lie, and tomorrow was always better. this made the anti celler sailor mans and womans vomit helpings, and they were vomited from the ship one by one as we had had enough of their tomfoolerings and had to rush onward, farther into the momentous occasion of that which we did not know. we wanted to find out what was over there in the area past the land no one went to. really, the place Was Interesting, and it was strange because people told themselves and their dogs that it was not anything to see and they didnt see it. they lived and died for about a lot of yunkcyclers over a thousand and never went there. which converts roughly to generations. practically everyone was green when we got to the place, through the Saurine sea, and the latter Goombatica Ocean Range. they were green not because of sickness or in health, it was a natural pigment of those whom lived in the large quantity of cellerizations that became part of and all that they ate in their lives. so they were green and i was too as i was there maybe fourty yunkcyclers. before that i was within a small container in the rock crevase of iok, it was about two billion ant farms and a lot of broken glass, so then it was where i went. i didnt make it go there, i went myself, it was just a sort;ve wandering occasion. i fell into the hole there and it sunk with sunkerfnuk, which was anoother fellow who fell in the hole, i knew that because it said so on his shirt attire. i had my eyes fixed on a rock directly behind where he fell and then he blocked my view and over the yunkcyclers i grew to hate sunkerfnuk. the rock was shiney and when the moon came out it glistened with a green glow of a million marmaladed vixens. i absolutely wanted him gone from where i was and he didn't go. you see, we had fallen into an average hole on purpose, but we did not know that it was contaminated with anti-age-machinisticals, placed there by some evil magician of some sort with a lot of spare time, well, a magician in the fourth dimension at least. i would hear a snicker now and then. one time a naked woman fell in front of sunkerfunk and i, and we just stared at her, she was dead and had no arms or legs or body or head, we just thought she was there because a hair fell down and it looked like it should've been on a head the way it was sitting forever infront of us. and that made things better for a while, i was fixated with it. it took me maybe four yunkcyclers to decide what sort've person had that hair. but after i'd figured that all out i sat down and said i was bored. i didn't realize i had moved till i had and had said that. apparently the timing mechanism which the wizard had enforced was just about per-person things. so i was done, and that old sunkerfnuk was stuck for another quadrillion yunkcyclers. or so i told him, i beat the shit out of him actually. but i made sure not to try to move him around and change his view because that would've been good for the bastard. he was red and green and a bit of marmalade rock was stuck to his shoe, and i took that and put it in my pocket. i could tell he saw that because then he died half way, and half of his shoe was gone. no, he didnt die half, it was maybe 45% then i left, with the hair and the marmalade stone thing, and a magic rug that flew when i wanted. i flew over to the hair identification metropolis of grengandundin, and then found that it belonged to a fair maiden with no husband or wife or kids of any type. promptly i evacuated the segment of grengandundin and left for donay, where i was to find the fair maiden of the hair i had seen forever. i knew what she was like already. i knew everything about her, except the thing that made me kill her, and where she lived. well, i didnt really kill her, but i almost could've, you see, she buttered my toast with the marmalade rock, and she didnt know it was a rock. and it turned me into a honnikin, which of course she didnt want to have anything to do with. i then went to honnek, and became my old self. i came back to find my fair maiden with child, and we celebrated the birth of our first who we named +, because it was part of me and part of her, a +. and everyone thought we were nerds. but + was maybe the smartest little earth worm i ever layed my eye(s) on. i shit you not. so we lived through many yunkcyclers. and the thing was she died at a very old age, about generations or so. + was at least as old as i was at that point, so we decided to be friends. the maiden was missed by the whole world, even though it was maybe ten yunkcyclers after she had actually died, i just hadn't told anyone. then that bastard sunkerfnuk decided he'd come and say hi. turns out before he fell into the hole he was a rocket scientist or a gas station attendant, i can't remember which, but he said that it was important i not look at the marmalade rock, and he was trying to save my life. and he did as it turns out. but not in the way he had invisioned. sunkerfnuk had been studying the chemistry involved in raspberry and chocolate rocks of the levels four and five, there were some alternate routes to take and coinhuts and such. and one specific location which made things all too easy was just a lot of fun goodies, not even an adventure, just some power. and the power that sunkerfnuk found there made him delirious as he was always raving about the lost this and the lost that, these things that didn't matter. and the names of 1980s hip words, or such, which no one and none of the world celebrated ever. the time he spent on the damn project was ridiculous and incalculable by any means of human ratio or data documentary, so therefore he was locked up in a cellery treatment facility and boxed in the corner with a smell machine for likes. after a while sunkerfnuk decided to give up his studies, as he had become accustomed to the box life. and then one day he named himself jack. we only know that because that's what he wrote on the side of the box in his book, see: i hate this box it is bad for my studies i have decided to quit my studies chocolate and raspberry rocks are not really important and neither are alternate routes or free goodies my name is jack and then he went and got married to the maiden which i had married and had died ten yunkcyclers before her worldly celebrated funeral, because he had decided to study life and relife, since he was half dead and such. then he fixed himself to 110% wellness, which meant he wasnt ever mad about how i beat the hell out of him when i met him the next week. he had already made a house and town for him and the fair maiden to live in, and a bed that didn't squeak even once. i don't know if it did or not really, but that is none of my business. i settled down with a rock i found that was apple, and it was nice. we had about twenty fruity pebbles. they were named 01, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06, 07, 08 and o9. maybe. dunno that was maybe 30 yunkcyclers ago. fifty times i tried to remember but only one ever visits. and that's because the pebble, 01, was funny. and we laughed. it went "BLEHHHhh" sort've like a weird animal. it was for fun. also they were named 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, and 29, to skip for good luck. after this whole time with the family i decided to say adios to the tombstoned folks that lay in the town, cellervilla the second. + and the fair maiden were gone from me and lay below, as sunkerfnuk had had several childs which had childs and they were alive. one was named after her grandfather, fnuk. fnuk was this really funky girl who made you get all weird in a good way. it was alright to be around fnuk. one time i decided that i had really liked several people who had been around before. one was +. that's it really, i suppose. the pebbles were not much to love, i mean, even if they were partial fruit. and we only had made them because if i had not triggered a pebble from the apple rock of my dreams it would've been clogged for life. and so i unclogged it twenty times a night, and one in twenty went a pebble. often they did not move, and usually we just ate them. or they ate us. and then i had to use dynomite to get back to what i was doing previous to the matter. anyway family life was just a figment of my reality as i found myself obsessed with cellery. soon the whole town understood what only a few had felt about one yunkcycler. anyway since it was a whole yunkcycler early i was put in a giant cellery pit, because i would just vegitate. and i did for a whole yunkcycler ! it was the most ridiculous thing. i happened to vegitate with about twenty naked women that time and they were all obsessed with cellery as well but for differeny reasons. they stuck it in their crotches to make me try to get it out and when i couldn't they would make me try harder until they shot it out across the room like a baseball bat hits a baseball, and it would fly and i would get it and put it back on the floor with all the other cellery it was a floor of it, just fresh cellery. it grew all by itself there on itself, and when it was tired of itself it made itself fresh. so it was always fresh and never tired, so it seemed, because it kept itself in good hygenial conditions. i had about two nightmares there, one i woke up and everything was black except a piece of cellery which was covering my eyes, then i realized it was on my face so i picked it up. i don't know how it got there. then the other time it was one of those naked women or maybe it was a man or a woman man i do not know, i didnt care for them hiding celery all the time. one of those creatures had seen i was a male, which i had not told any of them, so whenever i would try to go anywhere it would jump up and position itself in such a manner as to encapsulate my erection, which it did just about every time i moved. it was impossible to try and evade. so this thing that kept doing it was a robot, and i found out it would play music if i hit certain parts of it with my fingers. it wasnt even a human actually or anything it was more like a sortve box with a spring on it. i learned how to write music for my celleari. it was a beautiful time in my life, the most because it was true. then i stopped liking anything like cellery or celleari. i decided this overnight like a fool, but really it was the best and most logical procedure i could've taken without wasting away with fresh cellery. and damn it was surely fierce when the realization kicked my head in. well, it nearly did, you see i did get better, but it left a nasty gash of a dent in my skull about the size of a small dentist. in any case i took a scribe and made it look fitting upon my container. and then i left the pit of cellery by not only unflooring it, but by stacking up naked women in the shape of a pyramid. this served as a ladder to prop myself up on and out into the real world as such i beleived it to be from being so disgusted with the vegitable fantasy i surrounded myself in. truly idiotic i was then, now i've grown up so damn much i hardly can face reality for what it is and when i think of anything i just about fall over and die a thousand times and a thousand times a day it happens so it makes sense that it'd be a little off kilter i imagine things in my mind. like lucky charming women, not cellery ones. speaking of them anyway i had to take large stalks of cellery and whack them on the head so i could stack them up and leave, they were all either unconcious or dead so i could get out it didn't matter i found out later because they were fancy robot spring boxes. but they had no ideas outside of the pit so it became obvious to me that no one in the goddamn world needed to see them ever again. i didn't feel bad about knocking them all out in their sleep or possibly causing further injury, some people just don't need to be. it's a simple harsh fact of reality, as reality dictates what it needs and what it doesn't.. but reality is all about personal perceptions so then it can't be defined as strictly as the average person might need to delete someone, unlike this case where i was the only one to ever lay eyes on the box robotic cellery women of doomness. and i was out, out of the pit, and the government had been overchanged about fiveteen thousillion times while i was down in the pit, which they called it now a hole, and no one wanted to fall in it. no one ever did, as a sign that i had actually made for it told them not to. so they didn't, and in fact it worked out so well that everyone who ever had something that fell in there, they never went for it. they knew it was a pit, and you don't just reach into holes that are actually pits. but they called it a hole anyway just because a pitt in the middle of an area was unacceptable and should be fixed, but a hole was legitimate. now sometimes i wonder why they didn't fill it in while i was there. i know why, it's because everyone loved cellery. they did. they really did. the day after i was down there for the first day, they changed the national vegitable to cellery. and then the favorite color was cellery. and the nations bird was cellery, and the song was cellery, and also the color was cellery still. so basically it was all cellery, except one thing that wasn't because it was just liked enough to keep it around but no one ever mentions it because it isnt cellery and neither will i. i walked to a shoreway of limosinica, and it was popularmechanically vowing to bank shifts, and i went along the turns with confidence in my apparatus, unfortunately it was inspected with the lousy carnival rides of doom that go in the back parking lots of malls and monster truck ralleys. then other times they might be on a donut. but its really hard to tell about that. so. i went along on it and threw up all over a tofu platter. then someone who was into throw up on tofu ate it, i think fourteen days later. no one had touched it because it was so throw-uppey, so i didn't either. i mean, i saw it several times in passing and wondered if i might clean it up, but it was so disgusting that other people didn't, so i thought i shouldn't or it might contaminate my clean nutrogena hands of love and care and affection. i met about three people there, i say about three because one was a siamese twin with a shared brain, and i really only got along with one of them or so. the other two were marmots. we all went to breakfast one night, just to think we were funny, and we were really because it was closed and we broke in and ate a bunch of raw materials used for constructing interesting looking items of consumpiton. i had like two twoundered tuns of tums and marmot number one had maybe 3, it was ridiculous you should've seen it ! hhahaha i can remember it now. and then marmot number two, she ate like say 1. but then i busted out some serious shit,, the honey and maple syrups and butter and crisco and lard and also there were other tums that had different flavors to make them taste nice i suppose, but the scale of the substances and their taste allotment was countered heavily by the shear numbers of which we were partaking at a time, and in the time i had eaten a mouth full i had a bland taste every time, it just was a pain you know it really was, but no it was fun. a fun pain i spose. anyway the marmots, they were full about three yunkcyclers before i was, you see the breakfast shoppe was closed as it said Gone Fishing. we all knew it would be a while because there was a flash freeze at the only fishing spot and everyone there was chilling out. so the siamese twins right, they ate a donut frosting packet. just for one little clear glazed donut i guess, it was tiny as hell. i ate the packaging because we ran out of all the other bullshit. then we slept on top of the shoreway of limosinica at low tide and then floated off into the sea in a deap slip and a deep sleep. when we awoke we were seperated, in fact i don't know if the siamese twins made it awake again. i don't think they really cared about life that much anyway so i don't bother worries on it. the marmots had been eaten by sharkfish and about three caterpillars, the kind that squirt around in the water like foolish troublemakers. that caused me some pain because one had said they wanted to become an important part of marmot society and now it will never be a special something to anyone ever. but i guess that is the way the cookie crumbles. and every time i buy a cookie it's all soft and wet and sweet, but in factuality it isn't like that in the slightest bit of at all. it's dry and hard and crumbley as hell and bland and dead tired of existence, so it goes good bye ! and i say, that's alright you know, that's the way the cookie crumb crumbles, bitch. so i drifted along the ocean bed in a comfortable whale bubble which kept my rations of necessary gases comfortably over quota and as such i didn't float, exactly, because i was so deep, and when you get so deep things forget where to go, or how they got there, what they're doing in the first place. i made several large loopity loop dees and then decided that i would try to convince my fragile gaseous companion to thrust itself onward into unknown waters. we did, after much talk and tension, it was all settled. then we had about two hundred little gaseous children on our journey and by that time my mate was dead and i was cold and wet for the first time that night. then the day broke and i saw which way to swim with myself, my secondary lung comparments i had developed in the whale bubble were becoming depleted by the hour and i had to swim toward a light for about thirty days. i swam straight, mind you, and strong, it was just a big deep ocean with a lot of liquid rolling around in it. i made it to the surface, oh it was remarkably normal. i noticed the tide was out, because i was near a shore, which is odd because i swam straight up for thirty days. turns out the shore was of a styrofoam island some delirious futuristic thing had conceived to use for itself. it was deserted and had small pockets of jelatenous foodstuffs on it. there was also a bundle of herbal essentials, and twenty three thousand grains of sand i guess it had 'landed' somewhere at some point, or maybe it was there to make it feel more natural. it did, and i slept on the sandy pocket of the styrofoam island that day, so tired from my journey to the surface. when i awoke the island had washed upon a shore of chalk and tigers, and the chalk was good to walk on with large boots but i had none, so it was very bad and hard on my feet. it cut and tore and ripped my feet to a billion bits, but the tigers gave me medical attention at their hospitol and i got well quite fast, the tigers really knew what was happening in the medical world and their knowledge in the field far exceeded any of which i had previously had the honor of witnessing. therefore i pledged to the tigers that they could be something special in the hearts of the world, and they liked the idea very much. i was happy to try to help, and they sent me on my way in a large craft that flew through the heavens with no wings as a bird, but a strong taut and metallic craft with two tigers at the helm, guiding the ship with instruments unknown to man or gorilla or even the magicians of frozen dimensional elementations. timeless elements of unjust tyrants and belittled intellectual proprositions were indivisible in the face of adverse relations betwixt the trees of time and the dynamic relations of new ways and ideas beyond it's own forced equations. and the tigers were told along the intercommunication they had with their home that their world had fallen apart, and so they made the plane fall in the nearest land. it turns out that i lived, but they had hoped that everything had died, with their passion of madmen in hand of the troubled land they could not bear to return to. it also turns out that the tiger people had secretly wanted to expell the two pilots of my craft and were sickened by my occupation of their island and having been thought to have been smart but not at all or so they say that i am no smarter than the average bear. they knew that by staging an epidemic the fatefull events which occurred would occur, and as such staged them and caused my left pinky to break on impact. it got better within two weeks, no thanks to me using a shovel to bury the two foolish tigerlings. i cried though, because they were trapped in a strange land. i didn't want any part of it. so i forgot what i was a part of in between paragraphs of my book, it's funny sort've because i had about twenty more major thoughts that i wanted to develop and share so that the new land that was untouched by the populous could make more sense in everything, but unfortunately that all escaped my reasoning. it's rather unfortunate really but i need to stop. what is lost is losten, and if found later then the importance is retained,,but you cannot keep relying on old forgotten thoughts to guide you through. where was i.. hmm i can't remember. anyway when they left the island of fnuk we said bye to the idiots, because well the land of fnuk was the best thing to ever happen to us. it truly was, and they were blind to the facts. so only i stayed, they begged and pleaded for me to go but no it was impossible you see, i was enlightened up at least a flight of stairs in my four step journey up to that point in my life. it was super. super duper. there was no one else on the island, and there still isn't anyone here. it's an odd place really for anyone else to want to be, because it's my island. i named it after myself and the people i like, in full plus+fnuk, but on maps people always put the island of fnuk, because they knew who fnuk was. she had invented about two or three things that people used for every day functions, things that go unnoticed even the day after they were made just because they became a part of the human experience, a part of the lives of everyone who used them, so as soon as you got yours you would forget you ever needed it. happens a lot to tiger culture, but for some it is a rare occasion, this is as such. terribly great enhancements fnuk created, it was a time of revolution that seemingly had no end. i could go on about what else happens and happened on the land of fnuk, but i think i will end.

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14. firestarter — c64 vs gameboy axel f remix

  • Published: 2012-10-14T03:03:48Z
  • By enooze
firestarter — c64 vs gameboy axel f remix

enooze.com axel f remix project via http://www.8bitpeoples.com/discography/8BP028 enooze interview song: axel f (c64 vs gameboy remix) firestarter by mikrosopht what is your given name/artist aka(s), and associated record labels, colors, friends, enemies, high scores, and school awards. First Thomas Last Margolf aka firestARTer, associated with micromusic, retinascan and audiolith. i never made good highscores, except whe i used sprite-cheats or unlimited lives :) except for world-champion at microprose soccer ;) how did you pick your music name firestARTer and if peoples dont capitolize the letters are they commiting treason ? is firestARTer music fine ART or ARSON ? in my past when i started to do music on my own, i had to find a name of course, i used to be Xenon, but later i found out that there was a xenon in the commodore scene already, so i renamed to firestARTer without any special reason. the big-letter ART is just like a mark, cause now they are also more people named firestarter.. and for some reason i think also i do some kind of art with the way i do music did you know xenon is a "noble" or "inert" gas present in the atmosphere to a small extent? was your first computer a c64 ? &is that the first you wrote music on and when !? i know that xenon is some kind of element but i didn't know what exactly for xenon is used in incandescent lighting, and is greek for stranger. do you talk to strangers ? my first (play) computer was a phillips Videopac G7000, and the first real computer was a commodore PLus4. i think in the states it was called commodore 264. i talk to everybody. i couldn't affort a Commodore64 when it was in it's most popular times, so i only had the cheap version. i didn't do really music with it at these times how old were you then, are you, and will you be ? i think i was 10-12 or so, don't know really, i am 27 right now and i am going to get 83 probably looking at your gigs list you've played a fair amount of live chipstyle shows and the 1-Up Tour is coming next month.. whats the best part about playing out and what makes it different from other kinds of music and music instruments ? i like the shows if people like them and it's always different and you never know how it will be with that kind of music. a good indicator is, when people are talking while the gig. A bad thing with playing gigs is that i am always really nervous before. and i am also very stressed the week before, when i arrange the last things...i always want to finish a new track for a gig...that brings me into time trouble..i don't want every gig to be the same, so i do some kind of improvisation all the time and don't only play my programm are most of the people at the shows ready for your style of music or surprised most of the time (as far as i can see it myself), people like what i do. but i also had bad gigs, where i saw the club was going empty. while i played..and the exit was next to my stage, so i could see everybody going..hehe... sonsofbitches. haha. they didn't understand it throughout the years i see micromusic events listed, tell me what that community/site has been for you for me it's the main point of my work. with micromusic, i started to get more motivated doing my music-work. i found people who liked it... i know you won one of the earliest micromusic competitions with your mario remix (which is one of my favorite songs really) tell me about that time and writing that please thanks oh, i remember this very good. the mario compo was the first micromusic compo and happened some weeks after they started. the rule was, to use only original samples from super mario land/world or better the given samples ( from the gameboy game ) and i used a tracker and a sample manipulating programm to do this, so i pushed the samples through the effects and filters to make them sound fatter and made the song in like 2 days then i won the compo! yeah, hooray ! wasnt it also listed as by klangblaster ? i was confused for a time but till today i still think, i was the only one who uploaded a remix for the compo, hehe lol yep. the 2nd compo was the bedroom remix-compo ( this i know joined some people) i won it with my bedroom activities track. but it looked bad, if the same guy wins 2 compos in a row. so they asked me if i would use another name for that lol! i see. anyway yeah that one, its all sexy and shit. you play it for many girlfriends and get it on while warping to world 8 ? so i choosed klangbastler. hehe. more funny is that i play it live aswell and do the womans voice myself :) the cmen made a really nice 8-bit animation for my bedroom track i always thought it was your voice,, the "unh i need.. " right ? or what does it say.. to come back to the klangbastler thing, shame on micromusic, they didn't change the id3 tag of the sonf. so there was still firestARTer in it and i had to explain to several people on micromusic how it comes, my name is in it, hehe. i had some nice storys for that. haha, no the voice was just also a provided sample for the compo. and to be honest, i also don't know really what she says. i need you. i need to. i think i need you fit's the best. re:name(s), hopefully now this can straighten things out, but i doubt it.. enooze isnt exactly good for that.. but much love to ||MM|| for their music archives.. yep very "fucky". what style do you most associate your tracks with haha. you mean in microstyle? yessir i used all styles yet, as far as i can see. in general it's hard for me to explain people a style of the music i do, like explaining to friends what kind of music i do yeah what do you normally say to someone who doesnt know anything about it if i say electro, which it is in general then they say, 'oh , you do techno' and thats absolutely not what i do. it's hard to tell and i say i use old computers and child toys to make electro-pop-music. i think thats the best explanation for normal people..everything else they probably wouldn't understand. drx from bodenstandig is using 'computer volksmusik' for that, which means like computer-folk-music, but then people still wouldn't know. yep.. do you listen to much 80s electronic music ? or primarily newer stuff i listen to all kind of music. i like 80 electro very much as it is often still very childish experimental. i liked acid house alot when it came to germany have you taken acid before in a house nope. at this time, i was 13 or so and there was a tv-channel who showed acid house videos after midnight wow cool. did you record them or stay up i wasn't allowed to watch them , as i was too young for this time right but i had a small tv in my room and watched them anyway rebel i would say it's my first subcultural contact ;) that sounds very official.. was it exciting for you probably that was also alot of infuence for me. it was very exciting. there is one nice story that i had this track form the videos in my ear for more than 10 years but i didn't know what it was, and one day i played in brussels and lektrogirl DJ'd. and the last track, she played was exactly this track cool, what is it ? bizarre inc - playing with knives. it was really the track i searched for years for that drives me crazy lol she gave me the record :) awesome. sweet yyeah do you collect vinyl or game carts or any type of analog format ? vinyl alot. i got tons of atari 2600 game carts, it's not that i am enthusiastic collecting them do you still play retro systems often & which i don't play often. we do sometimes retro evenings and then i unpack my consoles atari, and also the commodore as i got still alot of games for it. i am collecting commodore computers but only the homecomputers any particular reason ? only the C116 missing one of each model ? ya, i think commodore was very special for my past. i never really stopped using them. yep, one ( or more) of each so which console wins when its c64 vs gameboy anyway ?!? or is it an endless battle haha. there is no battle these days...they are harmonizing really good :) for example for live i use an optimized commodore64 and 2 gameboys, conneted via a self-made converter whith which i can syncronize both. so i got this nice TB303 clone on the C64 and lsdj on the gameboys running all syncronized with the box. do you program this stuff or ? i mean the combination i change the filters of the commodore(303) with added knobs on the commodores case. i just developed and programmed the converter-box which also acts as the master-clock. what type of work do you do during the day when youre not having an enooze interview :) i am system operator is that in Wuppertal ? taking care of the companys network and coomputers. nope, it's in duesseldorf (city of kraftwerk) is that why you work there ? they employ you, or did they move away haha. i think they are still in duessledorf, but thats not the reason i work there. it's 20 minutes away from wuppertal and so very practical. i didn't even been at the house of the kling-klang studio. yet. but i will probably do when the people for the 1-up tour are here. some 'sightseeing' the krafterk studio, hehe. do you drive or bus or train or skateboard to work i use the train most of the time. and doing some gameboy tracking while driving do kraftwerk use the train ever or just the autobahn? that sounds dangerous man. are you a daredevil haha, i think they used bikes. they are bike-fanatic as i know. ok, explain me a daredevil. daredevil = tempt fate, risk your life in an activity, go blind and wear a red underwear suit throw nunchucks,, evil knievel was a daredevil. he has a gameboy color game with cheat codes.. to unlock grand finale mode: enter LEVELS as a password my connection to kraftwerk is probably not like with other electronic musicians who say, that they inspired them most. i can't even say that they inspired me at all. i got very late into kraftwerk, like 3 years ago or so were you avoiding them on the street but now i got nearly all record of them, cause they are so good!! i wouldn't talk to them do you have a mouth :o sorry, i cant tell from here. are your ascii expressions anatomically correct i think so. i don't get the point right now..probably of my lack of english knowledge im just being crazy really.. your native language is german right ? should we try that (i know no german but could try to use a translator website) haha that would be funny :) yeah, german is fine so wie tue ich jetzt? könnte ich innen auf Hamburgerstraße (thats, in der Sie nach rechts? arbeiten), passen ? Sie mögen Hamburger viel? haha. yep, thats where i work and hamburg is one of my favourites towns. i am there very often and got some friends there. also the emusic scene there is quite nice you're, die gehen, Englisch zu sprechen. O.K.. reisen Sie häufig? und was über außerhalb Deutschlands, Europa oder die Masse? sind Sie zu Pluto gewesen? bin ich jedes mögliches sinnvoll an allen seiend haha, so babelfish german is more confusing ich bin ein Ausfall. keine thats nicht was ich bedeutete. mich zu sagen, bedeuteten, daß ich ein Verlierer bin. ich verlor. oh better talk english :) potremmo provare alcuni altri forse? potreste provare ad indovinare quale im usando? i am alot travveling for concerts and combine all with a nice weekend at the destination town with the people who organize that. i like that alot to join them beside the gigs houdt u ster van oorlogen? c3po kent heel wat talen, zodat ive hoorde je conviens que le potage est un froid de peu, peut-être nous devrions presque commander une deuxième portion des prochains hes de temps de serveur ! oh ok, netherlands :) thats what i am learning right now :) i hate wars!!!! werkelijk? geen shite! yep, my girlfriend lives in the netherlands. so it's going to be my 2nd language :) aardig zij ? lets talk english again please :) my dutch is very basic ok english now (traurig droevig). so what other plans does firestarter have you'd like to mention ? or his real_world hamburger street soldier antialiased image i will release the 'wuppertal EP ' next, and in some months i am going to make a concept gameboy album. It'll be like a teenie magazine about stars with a photo-love story. we made nice pictures with the gameboy-camera for the story, in brussels. and then i do for every picture a short track which will be on a 3" CD in the magazine, and in the magazine they will be micromsuic people featured but also like in a normal teenie magazine. you & your lady or ? my lady, Lo-Bat, Hyperkut, sylvester stallone-clone and me. a nice story. and i do the magazine as a 'thank you'to all of them cool ! haha,.. how do you feel about teenage fangirls stalking you senseless hehe..i love the groupies !!!!!!! any last words to the enooze readers hmm last words for the readers: Keep it real and peace for all! Make love no war!!!!!!! firestarter website

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15. lektrogirl — lekts dance

  • Published: 2012-10-16T01:01:33Z
  • By enooze
lektrogirl — lekts dance

♫ sound selection artist feature via enooze.com more than a bit. ★ enooze interview song: lekt's dance lektrogirl by mikrosopht The title of your album is I Love My Computer... Im stuck on my machine all day and I just cant feel the love. Its always treating me like a bitch, crackin the whip n such. A good craftsman will never blame his tools, so they say.... I just meant I get sucked into internet land and am unable to come out for days on end... I know what you mean. I am the same - i check my mail first thing in the morning when i wake up and realise it is like 1pm and the whole morning has gone. there is always another url someone has given me i wanna check out or something. If I had a Commadore 64 things would make more sense eh? I remember Goonies on that platform was a thrill... Shit that game was brilliant. My sister was the best at it - she has always been better at computers than me i guess She got a job at Mc Donalds, then a job as a Cop, then she quit because she got sick of being punched in the boobs by all the criminals and wanted to become a horticulturalist, so she got a job in a video shop inbetween times and figured she was doing something right because all the girls from the video shop had better cars than her and then she changed her mind about being a gardener and as part of the management at a big cinema. She only has to sell popcorn sometimes.... anywho what makes you write in your lofi style? my musical preferences. my sense of humour. it is the sounds of stuff i like. popcorn was the first track i ever really really loved. it says it all!! all the gaming i used to do with my little sister was based on the which games had the best music and we would play a crap game with wicked music over a better game with no music Whata yur favorite track on ILMC? why? i used to really like progressive euro track, which some american magazine actually included on their free sampler cd a few months ago - was it cmj - is that what it is called. it was all this bonkers grunge music from garages on it then mine jammed in the middle. i felt really out of place! I really like tear tear though. i understand if othr peole aren't gonna respomd to it in the same way - afterall the music is so personal anyway but i think tear tear is a really beautiful track. but it depends on my mood. some days i listen to the music and i think different tracks are amazing and i think - shit how did i come out with that? and then other times i lie in the bath feeling miserable listening to it thnking this is COMPLETE CRAP and i am soashamed. it was lush hearing the tracks when i did some sets a while ago in germany hearing it all on club speakers. i was quite impressed but terribly nervous. How does the ILMC fit into your plans as an artist? artist? if i was to put it into the context of 'art' then i would say i employ a lot of the same idea that i like to use in other fields (photography or painting) firstly question 'what is music' for example (or 'what is photography' 'what is art' - those eternal questions that easily make people appear like they have their head up thir own arse if they go around telling people what they think of it), like not all electronic music is dance music and 'what is dance music'. also use the materials that are available - the whole album was composed on one keyboard with a built in sequenver and taped onto a walkman tape on my little sisters stereo that is so shit that you have to bang on it to keep the volume working. and then the album was mastered from that. No Rap No Rock: definately your easiest listen on ILMC. oh do you think so?? the hook sinks deep =] thankyou - do you like the video? Arthur Baker's girlfriend is one of the 'fairies' and i am the dancing red girl with the wig..... I cant help but smile when I think of that vid. I love it when you travel to the moon to bug out. The whole vid has a strong sense of a Macromedia flash presentation. thatd be one kewl web site to navigate, plinkin fairies around and shit. hehe. and the kiss travel marks / heart are a nice touch too! Looks like more time went into your vid than bogdans latest (reminded me of Blur). i think bog made his himself. mine was two days in a virtual reality studio for me and then the guy who made it - Nick Phillips - who is an old friend that just wanted to make a video because he was putting a show reel together (he has just made a skateboarding movie of some tour around europe and Cylob has done some music). He spent a lot longer doing it - it took him ages. The ideas are his for the video. when you made this song what were you thinking? MC Hammer praying? ha ha ha. no it was all about this sticker i saw on the rear window of a car as i sat and waited for the bus in hobart where i am from. it has a picture of a kite on it and said HOFM No Rap No Rock as the stations slogan. The tasmanian stations are all rad in that they are all so rotten. there is a station that is perfect for driving around the dtate call 7TAB which is horse racing results and what i would call 'Nam Music - like America - Horse with no name and 10CC and that Hotel Claifornia Song. that kind of stuff. In all honesty I too loved MC Hammer circa Please Hammer Don't Hurt Him and onto Too Legit To Quit, even wanted a pair of those hammer pants... course you're going back to cali and ready to push it as well. How do you think these influences play into your music? I actually think that they are all good songs. How they influence me i don't know. But often when i was younger i would buy a record just because i liked one little sound used in the production or a nice chorus or something. Push it was amazing - these girls rapping and it was such a wicked song. It still makes people dance. I used to think the lyrics though that go TOP POP SHOW were HOT POT SHOW until my little sister pointed it out... which would you prefer? top pop makes more sense when you stop to think about it and i really hate hot pot - mum used to make it all meaty vegetabley watery slops. blurgh!! perhaps for the strip clubs there should be a HOT SLIT SHOW - now push it! Ok Im really curious on how your album was made: how did you and rephlex interact in creating ILMC? I made a tape of music for my own entertainment and no other reason on a keyboard i had borrowed from someone. I sent the tape to my friend ed dmx - it had the first six tracks on it from the album i think - definatly the first four - kind of as a stupid joke - like you make music well so do i - not thinking much of it - just as a laugh really but he rang me back (i was living in australia at the time) and said he was going to release it if grant at rephlex didn't want to but he wanted to know if it was okay to play it to grant because he thought it was lush and he though grant would like it too. in the meantime i had continued writing more tracks and gave a whole tape of them to grant when i got here for a holiday and he released all of them but two. What kind of general guidelines are there when creating an album? I'm no expert. but i hate those skits on rap album particularly when they have bits that are meant to sound like there are a room full of people fucking as if the releasing rap star is a super lover. so my advice is don't make any of those. i also think don't take it too seriously. and about 30-40 minutes is long enough for an album. any longer than that and i get bored of it -i never hear the end of albums except if they are truely lush. So a 40 minute Juicy Luke Vibert track just wouldnt do it for ya? i have a short attention span. when/where/why did you get started? i met all these people in england who for them making music was their life and they seemed real happy doing it and laughing all the time. i could keep up with talk about records and stuff though but when it came to technical information like compression or reverb i didn't know what all that stuff was and so i got left behind in the conversation. so when i went back to tasmania for a little while i enrolled in a studio engineering course and learnt some stuff. i got picked on by all the boys for being a girl. and for being a girl that didn't were a skirt. and for being cleverer than all of them. Whats the most important thing for aspiring pro artists to remember? it is more important to sound like yourself than your favourite artist and that i am no pro!! Keep your ears open and listen to everything in the world Whats on your playlist right now? I was listening to busta rhymes while i did this but my favourite stuff at the moment is a german white label album by a group called C2064 which with an atari do cover versions of different tracks. My favourite is Smells like Teen Spirit which is brilliant in the new computer style. They are playing a gig in hamburg soon that i am djing at and i am secretly thrilled to be seeing them play. I also like the album of another guy called Ill-Young Kim - the album is called Spielzeug (translates as 'plaything') He is a presenter on german tv for viva. it is a wicked album with a really cool picture of him on the front as a kid with aposter of superman. I really like Cylob's stuff. I love Missy Elliot. I also love a bit of guitar stuff like AC/DC and The Cult and Carcass for variety. I bought a Best of Motley Crue the other day. In the past few days i have been listening to Sabrina, Vulva (Another Rephlex artist) a german pop track called Techno Disco (a Thoman P. Heinkmann remix) umm what else, ESG from New York, some old Library Music froma friends record collection - you know back ground music for news reports and advertisments and things. coooool vinyl =] love that shit. also you dig Bogdan? I couldnt stop saying black/belt for the longest time. I was saying 'mathematics strikes back' for like EVER. Bogdan is a friend of mine. he actually shared a house with my ex boyfriend who made the web site and his bedroom was next to antoines and we would wake up at 8 am listening to some loop bogdalina was working on and then we would go to sleep that night listening to the same bloody loop. It would drive me mental!!!!! I love Bogadan's music though (when it is finished). Sometimes when i get lonely i listen to the music my friends make and i don't feel so lonely because they are singing away on my stereo. it is a nice feeling. try this: take some vinyl (expendable preferabble) and a knife (dull is fine). draw a line from the center out. play the record. yummy loops =] works really well with opera! mmmm hmmmm hours on end... la dee da i think i would actually like to listen to bogdan making music more!!! Have you seen his web site - no i know you have because i've seen you post messages there. Though he has never admitted it to anybody, i suspect he makes the whole site himself and writes half the comments on there himself and most of it is bullshit I am sure. well what about jq (the moderator)? he seems pretty real to me =] or is that just an aka? you seem to like conspiracy theories? i'm sworn to secrecy What does the future look like for Lektro Girl? It is just plain Lektrogirl actually though sometimes i draw it as twowords. oops. heh heh... I am having too much boyfriend and exboyfriend trouble for my own good. I have material for another album but i am feeling kind of shy to give it to grant at rephlex in case he doesn't like it and i would feel like a geek. I am playing gigs in Hamburg and Berlin in a month and a half and djing a bit around london. I would like to do some vocals on tracks next. hey cool we could do an old school rap track on it and I could be snow and you could be hammer! we down? No i want you to be Vanilla Ice and do that really unsmooth dancing style in a waistcoat. what do you think of that village voice work they did on you? In truth i nearly peed my pants. Firstly in that article i thought - 'wow i'm being talked about with all the grown ups!' - like i felt like i had been included amongst what i see as the 'proper' rephlex artists, this hasn't really happened before. then i read this sentence and nearly weed myself all over again without my pants drying out of the first time and thought 'wow i'm being talked about with the really big people like FOR REAL' and then i emailed the article to my mum and my exboyfriend and my kind of new 'boyfriend' and my best friend and everybody else on the block.... Which artists need to be heard more in the future? I have no idea. i would like to see a friend of mine called Boublinka released. He makes beautiful music. I just bought this record today - a ten inch - called Mein Kleines Pony which is ten tracks written on a yamaha portasound by a guy in Gemany. It is really nice. Whaddaya think of the www.rephlex.com web site? add to the image or lazy? =] I like it. I'm not sure exactly what you mean by the image though - like your definintion of who rephlex are is gonna be completely different to mine. the rephlex office is pretty small - there are only a few people running it. they have a lot to do already. but they are also pretty much no bullshit people - why say 100 words with flshy gaphics when just one will do. well this isjust my opinion. i like their style. or i wouldn't be with them you know what i mean. gotcha. funny the first time I went to the site I thought Id gone to the wrong url, but seriously it does make sense (I really like your 100 words illustration ;). rephlex is 100% no bs. that alone makes it quite the desirable label eh? Id give an arm and a leg to get on there (since I have one more of each) maybe even toss in some extra toes and fingers to sweeten the deal... yeah... If it took an arm and a leg to get on rephlex there would be a pile of limbs a mile high outside their office. it surprises me that it is SO desirable and I got on it you know. like HOW THE FUCK DID I MANAGE THAT? I did not have to give up any part of my body or booty to get signed by the way. What do electro nooze readers need? hmmm.... a few of them probably need to get out and meet some girls without a digital interface and maybe there are some girls who need to take their glasses off and get out into the sun and i guess they all need to feed their taste for music. Id just like to take this moment to say my weekends are internet free and reserved for my fiances enjoyment. thank you. always trying to find good food to feed my music monster is nice too =] I am the nerdy girl who can hardly read without her glasses and fails to recognise friends unless they wrestle her to he ground becuse she's so blind and glued to something else.... Does your ex-boyfriend set-up lektrogirl.com domain move help your relationship or will you always just love your computer? he set up the web site as a belated birthday present. his nick name is slow mo. he had been emailing m y mum and everything to extra photos for it. i cried when i saw it. i had started seeing some one else and he had continued with the web site despite eveything. I love my cat Brendan the most though. more than any boyfriend. thats one happy cat mum was telling me this morning he had an abscess on his head and she had to squeeze all the pus out. I guess he weren't too happy then.... arent pre peeled oranges just creepy shit? like SO WAY YES like so no way! I really love pre peeled oranges. a lot. they are yummy yummy! hehehe you are a funny guy ben. you make me laugh!!! are you going to name a tune pre peeled oranges? not even Ive never had a pre peeled orange. i never bought one to eat but have had it in fruit salad that my mum has made but that doesn't really count. orange and bana eaten together tastes like vomit. try it. rephresh my memory: why do I want to taste vomit again? thanks. but if you meant banana and orange Ive had an orange julias that was alright ya know? those shakes can mix up anything and itll taste good. Its like superman ice cream. no it was an accident - a bit of orange, then a bite of banana - or was it the other way around. i used to work in a restaurant and we did a drink called breakfast in a glass and it was a glass of orange juice, a banana, a teaspoon of honey, a tablespoon of wheatgerm and three of plain yogurt. once it is all blended and smooth it is totally rad and does not taste of vomit. What do you prefer and why: hardware or software? i like it all. but i am not a proper computer nerd. i would like to be though but i don't have too much patience. CDs or MP3s? it makes me sad to know people are making files of music and burning cd's and breaking copyright law and all that when i know that often the people making the music aren't getting a lot out of it anyway. but at the same time it is kind of like the way things are isn't it. i like minidiscs actually. Id like minidiscs too if I had money, therefore listening to mp3s is what I do usually. and if I dig the music I buy the cd. I think theres something there that record labels should see as a positive side on the mp3 front or something. yeah i know. i'd be lying if i said i never recorded a friends albums or whatever to cassette in the good ol' days but as part of the music biz i don't wanna go around advocating criminal behaviour now. i learned the error of my wayz. a peanut butter and jelly or vegemite sandwhich? i really hate sandwiches like that. and even more i hate salad rolls that have been sitting in your lunch box all day. though i like foccacia bread or turkish bread. and i like toasted sandwiches. i like toated ham and cheese sandwiches or cheese and chutney that my mum makes A LOT. Vegemite on toast is pretty good. I only had peanut butter and jam once and hatd it, i also tried mixing cream cheese on it as well and that was even more rank. my dad loves sandwiches though. he eats mashed pumpkin and chocolate cake or chips and peas or something in a sandwich. he loved bread and butter. i prefer hummous to butter. pig guys or guy pigs? ohh i don't understand - i'm all confused sorry must be just us wankers slang =] let me rephrase: slutty men or male pigs? i'd like a slutty male pig thanks. oink oink. sorry now i am just being perverse. Las words? if you wanna ask me anymore stuff feel free. i'll be more than happy to. On it! =] Keep it comin if you like we can write a book! heh heh yeah we can call it Lektrosopht or Mikrogirl. Hey I really like mikrogirl - i think AM DEFINATELY GONNA CALL A TRACK THAT Good luck and thanks emma! keep on rokin! yeah, rock 'n' rock some more lektrogirl website

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16. mic mell — the fail

  • Published: 2012-10-16T00:46:51Z
  • By enooze
mic mell — the fail

♫ sound selection artist feature via enooze.com more than a bit. ★ enooze interview song: the fail mic mell by goat current name: The Typo Knig, Cap'n Shiddy current birthplace: Somebody's couch or floor former height: 5 rocks, 7 teeth former favorite bodily girth: Beer and Fried Chicken ideal romantic expression involving an explosion not of bodily origins: Hold this detonator,a nd dont let go of the trigger, or we'll all die. why do you have nipples? to keep my pants up, oh i was thinking of hipples, sorry what is something musical you've recently learned for the first time? i made a great rue out of old socks and motor oil recently. But I mean, i'm always learning new things, right now i;ve gotten back into playing guitar a bit, studying a little bit of country blues, and exposing myself to music that is new to me, like european dance music and alot of latin jams. how often do you pepper your vocab with 50 cent words and what are they? I think that an extensive vocabulary lends itself to clearer, more concise commuinication between people. but I try only to use colorful languane when it conveys the exact meaning i am looking for. list ways one might modify the addage "the best things in life are free". The best things in life may not cost you cash, but nothing is costless. or maybe, the best things in life are free when you're broke. true or false: mob mentality is a riot. I like how your jokes are on two levels, so like, one way i can say yes that mob rule makes people crazy and the other way i can say haha you are too funny because people are funny in their mob ways. To be perfectly candid, the idea of a flock of sheep bleating around mindlessly kind of annoys me, I think everyone should make up their own damn mind. how often do you give people advice you know is tainted with badness? I'm not malicious, just delusional true of falsch: success is the best revenge. explain. Maybe. I like to think i've outgrown the need for vindictiveness, but i do admit that sometimes people's doubt can be the greatest motivator ever. Wait, that's spite, not revenge. I guess no, then, there's no need for revenge, unless someone kills your sensei, then you must embark on a quest to hunt him down, and in the process go through dozens of evil henchmen in cool places, like in that movie The Transporter where the guy is in the bus station and then ends up covering everything in oil and grabs the footpedals from the bike and beats everyone up. Well, ok, he didin;t do that for his sensei, but I mean, you see it on teevee and in the movies all the time, and everything the media drivels out to us is true, right? So I gues sthe be st revenge is malking it to the final boss with all the items and powerups you can get. As far you can tell, have you ever thumb wrestled to keep food on the table? No, but I ate a drum kit once. if it were up to you, how would animals experience pleasure? One word: emoticons. Or by breathing, that would be the Bee's Knees! in terms of stearage, would you describe yourself as robusto or ... ? I got you on this one, man. Stearage is not a word. Steerage is, but im more a starboard man than a port one. I spose i would say yes, i am known to babble on, but i;m no luxury liner. where is the worst place to get a tattoe? a. the skin b. all of the above C: A flower which has at its center your anus, and radiates up your back, across your butt cheeks, and around to your bellybutton. Use your imagination. if dogs years were the same as human years, how old would you be in dog years? I'm a dog I'm a dog I'm a dog... ooh... is that made of meat? can i eat it? I likes me sum meat... mmm meaty meaty meat... hey what was the question? what's a question? who am i? should hungry people be allowed by law to eat their pets if they get, like, real hungry? that depends on whether they;re slaughtered kosher or not, what kindof sauce you use, and whether or not you copulated with them first (although that's just another kind of sauce, eh?). speaking of tricked out low rider ambulances, what mode of transportation do you salivate over? A silver surfboard run by the power cosmic is a nice ride, that or an RV for touring, or one of those Green Goblin flying thingees. I HATE driving, but i do a ridulous amount of it, because it;s the easiest way to tour. the "did we lose a war or something?" question: how can a row of shops be called a strip "mall" but i cant legaly name my momma baby saddam bin hitler? you're probing me in a place i'm not comfortable with, so take your finger out of there. i've told you a thousand times what a turn off politics is, so if you wanna talk about this, put your pants back on. I would like to point out that we have a very entensvie power grid, water system, highway system, a/c, refrigeration, and interweb in the states, and I am a proponent of these things. it's difficult to quantify the pros and cons of the pleasures of modern science and the social contract we;ve signed to get it. You can, however, name you kid anything you want. Bill Lear (the owner of the Lear jet company) named his daughter Chanda, and free speech ins't dead yet, so I'm pretty sure you;re dead wrong in your question. in third grade i was goofing off in gym class and the instructor (carl ridgeway, he's still there) came over to me and said "the devil's gonna get you, mr kruger". that freaks the freak out of me thinking an adult would say something so dark to a little kid just having fun and doing normal little kid stuff. I got beat up after school once by mister ridgeway. He took this necklace my mom gave me and threw it in the canal. They had a police man come out in full scuba gear and dredge it out. It was a pretty good deal considering all i had to do was let the guy kick my head against the sidewalk.. list a few guilty pleasures. i'll brake the ice: i enjoy will smith movies and overtly racist bluegrass music. You're an amatuer if you feel guilty about your pleasures. I don't feel bad about smoking pot, drinking beer, cursing, discussing philosophy, politics, or poetry, watching movies, or licking a woman's stomach. Wild West was a terrible movie, but i liked bagger vance. I mean, for a modern interpretation of age old stereotypes. Oh, and overtly racist reggae music is really cool. I toured with a reggae band for awhile. who is the last person on earth, living or dead, you'd kiss with an open mouth and tongue and everything? this is a trick question. we all know fluid exchange is a gross and unnecessary act, unless its for the purpose of making ice cream. bodily explosions and gasping aside, what's the funniest thing you've ever overheard in a public rest room. The smell of fecal candy wafting into my pores reminds me of you. It's said that the pen is mightier then the sword. what kind of pen are they talking about? the kind that cuts off heads? I think they the mean the sharPENed kind... *sound of agonized groaning form the gallery* have you ever been on a beach on the ocean and started to have hippy thoughts about the crushing immensity of the waters before you and how they mirror the infinite vastness of life itself only to be interupted by a sea gull crap attack? No, but i have been tackled by someone moving at top speed to break up the same moment. what female traits do you observe in males around you that make you smug in your sexuality? I'm not sure how to answer this question, because I have a special curse surrounding my libido. I don't think there's really anything that makes me feel superior to the rest of the swimmers in the gene pool. what female traits do you observe in males around you that make you itchy and congested? I don't allow other men's femininity (or masculinity) to unnerve me most of the time, but If I HAD to pick something, it would be guys that have no body hair. I mean, isn't that what testosterone is sposed to do? but then again, apparently body hair hasn't been cool since Tom Selleck was Magnum P.I., so what do i Know. And yes, I'm a hairy guy, but not on my back, although I'm still young... anyone claiming to have lived past lives usually say they were some king or artist famous inventor, for example, i was thomas edison's second step dad. concidering an estimated 70 some billion people have exsisted since the dawn of time, shouldnt more people just been common folk? what is your take on this? Considering the amount of interpreation, nebulousness, and chicanery associated with this sort of pseudo-science, I think it's safe to say that it's totally unimportant who you used to be, and people should be more focused on who they are and what they're doing. After all, being the former king of atlantis and having a dollar will get you a fountain drink, but so will having been bobboe the shit slinging serf and having a dollar. And besides, if you (the understood you) were such an important person ina former life, what happened to you from that one to this one, hmmm? In a former life, I was alive. will you name a new track "algebra is the answer" if i mailed you some almond chunkys? Absolutely, although i prefer moist buds and Trail Mix. What's an Almond Chunky, anyways? how many rounds of shadow boxing can you usually last? That depends on how inebriated i am, the directiono f the wind, and the amoujnt of rice avaiulable in singapore for 3pm-8pm on the third thrusday of each month. what percentage of your life is real hip hop flava? There's no funk fakin', yo, there is only Zuul. what are you moist proud of? a. witty and urbane nature b. snappy fashion sense c. commendable posture d. exceptional organizational skills e. talent for hosting dinner partys f. amount of money contributed to keep the republicans in office g. good breath UYP846: My integrity, blunt honesty, transaprent nature, and sincerity. my predilection for soul food, sushi, and funky beats. i wish you woudnlt make fun of my clothes, though because everyone else does. true of false: you have given people money to make them go away. Nolo Contendre. Motion to dissolve, coagulate, and slither on. my week long dream is to open a microbrewery in my apartment for monetary gain. what are some things you've never done for money? I have never taken a bribe in return for favoring a law to deregulate wetlands or forests. I've never taken money for crack or meth. I've never appropriated billions of dollars of american tax money to other nations while our schools continue to slump ever downward for money. I've never burned a village, killed a baby, or destabilized a sovereign nation for money. I've never married somebody who was rich or used my dad's contacts to increase my prestige for money. I've never been on a piss poor sitcom or created a poorly contrived plot premise for a series for money. I;ve never shit in the mall for money, or even been paid to shop. I've never been paid as a spokesperson for sealy posturepedic, theraflu, or effexor. I've never fondled you for money either, i did that for the ether. how often do you give children candy you know is tainted with tainty poison? I'm not allowed to play with poison, radioactive materials, sharp objects, or other people without supervision. would you slap a girl if she took the comment "your beauty is an inch deep and a mile wide" as compliament? I don't think you and i have the same definition of slap, here.... what central life lesson of yours has been the hardest to derive any usable meaning from? Another trick question. I learn from all of my accomplishments and mistakes, even if i make them again. fill in the blank: ____________________, or the nudists will have already won. "Is that velour?" what does it mean when male nipples get puffy? i have this idea for a bad dream that includes an army of bikini clad dick cheneys literaly covered by puffy male nipples, even on the bottom of their feets. what i'm really saying is i think dick cheney is the biggest liar in the world, and i want to make fun if him. i really, really dispise that guy. i think he's probably really a vampire or demonic she-beast, but mos def one of the plagues foretelling the endtimes. i would totaly french kiss and bear hug and be best friends with a dead zombie body (even if it's only a pile of stinky guts and skin in the corner) before ever stepping foot in the same area code as him. he is being a liar with me for a few years, now. a big liar who knows he is liaring but is somehow cool with liaring to the whole country. cheney makes it really hard for me to be christ like, mostly because our lord said that offing your foes by dropping grand pianos on them or burying them in wet cement isn't the way to go. jesus was cool like that. First of all, what right have you to put product placement into religion? The next thing you know, you're going to tell me product jesus is somehow better than product vishnu, product allah, or product jah rastafari. Second of all, If you want to be christ like, I got a friend with some 2x4's and a nail gun who will be happy to oblige you. tertiarily, If you haven't been to washington in the last few years then you don't know about the new puffy nipple legislation thats going thru congress,which i think is weird, since you're name is all over it. I think they made it into one of those watermarks that superimposes the whole docuiment from behind, you know? like those fake checks they send you that say "SAMPLE" or "NOT REAL" in that grayish haf invisible fonty thing on it. 4thwise, i'm pretty sure honesty and candor are not considered favorable in politics, nor have they ever been an integral part of governments or religions, except for people that don't live very long, like Dr. King, Anwar El Sadat, Ghandi, Maloclm X and that christ guy (to name a few). btw, if you're such a fan of racist bluegrass music, how can you love a black man like jesus? I mean, he was black, you know. are there reasons why people shouldnt emulate your music and lifestyle choices and name their children with your track titles?if so, keep them to yourself. just joshing, list them here. I;ve been accused of taking the starving artists stereotype to ridiculous extremes, and I;m a man of stupid principle, which has caused me aggravation on many an occasion. I'm not in this game for money, prestige, fame, or even girls, I do it because I believe making music is what I'm here to do (even though i know how cheezy that sounds). Besides, I want everyone to be free to be themselves, not like me. And i think my track titles would make stupid names most of the time. I mean, who'/s gonna name their kid Low Blood Sugar or Seven Trasure Duck? Although, Roswell might make a cool name. If there;s nothing further, I thank for the opportunity to spread my stupidity to a larger audience. Check out www.micmell.com for mp3's and tour dates, because i;'m spending alot of time on the road these days. And in the next 6 months, keep your eye out for my new experimental full length "Low Blood Sugar" on nophi and the "Future Funk Collective" hip hop extravanganza an Consumer Electronics. I love you all, you;re beautiful. Any last words? You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here. mic mell website

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17. jerohme spye

  • Published: 2012-11-07T16:56:20Z
  • By enooze
jerohme spye

http://soundcloud.com/spye http://drawjoedraw.com

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18. girl talk — touch 2 feel

  • Published: 2012-10-16T00:46:51Z
  • By enooze
girl talk — touch 2 feel

♫ sound selection artist feature via enooze.com more than a bit. ★ enooze interview song: touch 2 feel girl talk by goat 411> name: Gregg weight at birth: 100% location: Cleveland, OH ideal romantic surgical theme: Hole in neck / Cyberclaw number of toes i'm missing: 0 are you yrself a chatty katty? : Sure intro> "if you could mention that my new album Unstoppable is coming out on a split release between Illegal Art (www.illegalart.net) and Spasticated Records (www.spasticated.net) next month, that'd be nice of U! thanxxx." how often do girls talk to you because you preform as girltyak? Girls talk to me because Iím Girl Talk all the time, then we usually do it together. Like in weird and uncomfortable places. But Iím just like ìWhateverî cuz itís their fantasy, u know? when meatloaf sang "i'd do anything for love, but i won't do that", what was he talking about? Witchcraft what would yr ideal live show consist of? ? ? Thereís this helicopter flying over this ocean full of people in Hawaii. And hanging from the helicopter is this cage, and inside the cage is me, a laptop, a microphone, 4 woman dance team, and this white tiger. Iím just rocking so hard and everyone in the ocean is loosing their minds over how awesome I am. The tiger feels my confidence so he doesnít attack, he just walks circles around me in this cage. And then as a finale, I pee in front of everyone and I managed to light my stream of pee on fire and the stream of pee actually turns into the shape of a guitar and then I manage to just whail so hard, like actually playing awesome guitar licks out of this fire-pee-guitar thing. let's talk fashion, do you hunt for sport, pleasure or leisure? I hunt for jewels. But Iíd kill a cougar if it was really messing with me. make up some new slanguage term for females yapping like they do World Class Dummys do you take pride in yr shoes, or is that something you just dont talk about? I have a pair of Nike Force, with air bubbles. Honestly, Iíll run anyone on enooze.com on the court. do you use a computer to make yr music? Yes! I really donít like computers, but I use them because I canít play real instruments. did you know you can make them talk? Yes! I like to hear computers say stuff like ìbarf.î if you could heal the world with talking, would you? Yes! do you write yr own raps or just perform them? I donít think Iíve rapped yet. i heard you picked up the bass guitar at th3 tender age of 11, righteous It was a seriously righteous time for me. I was in an All American Rejects cover band. what was the best birthday present you never recieved? a pony? A swimming pool shaped like a guitar what color pony did you want as a boy? Dinosaur-colored hands down, from yr whole life, what's the funniest thing you've ever heard/seen/witnessed? Bone Thugz N Harmony video for ìWarî what do librarians have to do with girltalk? I hate reading. imagine having been caught with yr "pants down" as it were, use yr ability to talk to talk yr way out of it God gave rock n roll 2 me / I luv U if you were to find yrself locked away on some trumped up charges, would girltalk thrive or not survive behind bars? I could see myself really winning over some friends behind bars, with my clever wit and subtle charm. what have you found to be an especialy effect means of embarrasing yrself? some form of talking? I get embarrassed when I have to re-tie my shoes in the mosh pit. list yr top 5 reasons for getting up in the morning ... 5) Luke Vibert 4) Richard Devine 3) Autechre 2) Squarepusher 1) Aphex Twin list yr most recent life long dreams I want to have hair like Kurt Cobain. have you lied to yourself (while talking to yrself) today? I told myself that I wasnít awesome but then I took it back a few minutes later, so I donít know if that counts. which is a more believable dj alias :"velcrolaser" or "spacetalker"? Spacetalker, but I really like DJ Spacejammer or DJ Spacejam better. when did you start djing? 1996? 1996 is there a spacial someone yr sharing yr life with? The strong men and women of the United States of America. don't you make music or something? just joshing, yr a rap guy, right? I donít think I rap, but I could be wrong. I make music though. what singular thought do you want people seeing you in public as a private citizen to go away with? AWESOME in a more perfect world (the one w/ the talking apes and super atms running the show) are yr shows clothing optional? No way, donít be sick, dude. would you boink a treestump if unseen voices commanded you to? If I really loved it, yes. what was yr last online purchase? I donít really buy off the internet much, but I want to get that thing with all those celebrity nude scenes on one tape. So that could be my next online purchase. if eskimos exsisted, what might they have to say about yr musics? Breathtaking what famous person would you punch in the kidney when they werent looking? tom sizemore? that dumb andree 3k dorkus? Richard Karn is there any reason people shouldnt buy all yr records and name their children after you? Not really. Iím the real deal. Hide your daughters. girl talk website

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